$12bn for Mailchimp?! Was I wrong about email newsletters?

The Monopoly Monkey

$12bn is a lot of money for a male chimp? Am I right?! Lot of dollars for a monkey?? For half that price I’ll happily eat a banana and fling my faeces at you!

[Crowd laughs, I place the microphone back on the stand and make a self-deprecating little wave to the audience].